hey hey children! woo hoo had lots of fun at our pseudo class (actually a aysuria velda rich shopping trip) class outing! woo go 13A ah. hehe. anyways we and aysuria were at the mango sale... and after hours of clawing bitching scratchin bargaining yelling f-ing aysuria finally got her manicured claws on the perfect cute white tube top for under 20 freaking dollars, in fact it costs only thirteen bucks, which is like 20 dollars cheaper than the totally similar white tube at the mango at isetan at wisma blah blah blah. you get the picture -__-"
ANYWAYS, vleeda was so inspired by dear aysuria's huntress skills she's decided to enlist in CASS (Chang Aysuria's School of Shopping) and become Aysuria's best disciple, student, slave and shopping partner.
*velda hurls something at rich*
huh? wad did i say anything wrong?
okok, now about the quotes. in an attempt to compile a suitable set of clothes and textbooks for vleeda's perusal, aysuria has opened up her golden mouth and allowed rich to record and publish her wise epistles on this blog.
here goes.
WARNING: DANGEROUS CONTENT. DO NOT USE WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT. PLEASE USE WITH DISCRETION. KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
1. "shopping is like the stock market. you must know when to strike"
-aysuria
2. "shopping is my cardio" -aysuria
Note: to be used when feeling guilty after searching for hours and not finding anything cute enough. idea is that the kilometres covered while traversing endless tracts of shopping centres will burn off so much caloriesthat the activity justifies itself and you dun really have to buy anything so you'll feel better anyway. yes, i know. -__-""
3. "oh! oh. oh. OH. ew! ew! EW!" -aysuria
Note: to be used when eye lands on something that looks cute, e.g. cute-looking bracelet that looks like it has elvish inscription. but on closer inspection reveals that object is not that cute, e.g. bracelet is actually in arabic or jawi, not elvish. hence "oh! ~ EW!"
4. "where are you, nice tube top?" -aysuria. self explanatory.
5. "no car will ever hit me but then no one will ever hit on me!!" -aysuria
don't, i repeat, DON'T ask why. yes, don't.
and finally,
6. "chere mistook me for suhas!" -aysuria
weeel. hmm.
so that's all for now... be good and stay happy till we get back econs, maths, hist, geog...ah everything largh. :/
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!