sesame street p0rn

Oh gosh this is funny. apparently this song was on sesame street in the 1970s and it got banned later on because of the one bolded verse taken in today's context. but anyway its kinda cute. monster friend! :D

Some kids just love to play with dolls
Or put on funny hats
And some make pets of birds and fish
And dogs and alley cats

That's not the way I like to play
I'm tired of all these
I need a very special friend
Won't you help me please?

I want a monster to be my playmate
I want a monster to be my friend
I want to get for my own pet
A real live monster who is not pretend

Oh, I want a monster to be my playmate
We'd soon become good friends because
Although they're hairy and sometimes scary
They have such soft and furry paws

If I make friends with a friendly monster
I'll let him bounce me on his knee
I'll let him do whatever he wants to
Especially if he's bigger than me

So, if you know of a nice old monster
If you've a monster to recommend
Weeellll, golly gee, send him to me
I just can't wait until then

I want a monster
A real live monster
I want a monster to beee myyyy friend
Please be my friend!

(later, the verse in question got replaced with:

If I make friends with a friendly monster
I'd be the best that a friend could be
I'd let him do whatever he wants to
And he'd always belong to me )

hehehehehehe. child friendly.