hahaha that was the happiest day of the year

whee haha thanks jessie for putting up the pictures. this will add 70 points to your "Jessie is actually NOT inherently evil, spawn of darkness" score. however, due to scathing sarcastic remarks (-10), not putting up all the pictures (-10), you only get 50 points. hmm, but for the evil-intentioned attention seeking last picture again in another attempt to wrest the limelight(-10000+) you now score -1800 points. hmmm. i dunno why but i picture yanzhen agreeing and laughing.

haha VLEDA! are you jealous! hahaha omg i think the pictures are vvv funny, and the stain on the green towel is BLOOD. MY BLOOD. sorry, heavy flow. DEMIT LAH I HAD A NOSEBLEED IN THE WATER, think it was too cold and my nasal blood vessels dilated. or contracted. then broke. OHH BIO BIO BIOLOGY. haha or maybe it was the very hot girl wearing the greenish yellow bikini who was splashing around on the other side of the beach behind the bridge to the southernmost point of the asian continent island. hazmi saw her from the hammock and alerted everyone. haha sorry nina and sooky and manyan and izzy and yanzhen and debbo and jessie. you are all hot too, but you are my CLASSMATES haha. oh yes and didi, you are v handsome also okayy. hee hee.

woah since nobody is recounting the events of that glorious day, i will (and later can copy and paste onto my own blog)

okay so we met at 12 plus, about half an hour later than expected, HAH I WAS EARLY OKAY AND I THOUGHT ID BE LATE heh and ate lunch at harbourfront the food court, then at the new york pizza place, where nash couldnt find cos i told him it was at basement two when actually it was on the second floor. hmmm. heh then we took cab to palawan beach and set up camp under a coconut tree and in front of a group of pubescent ah beng wannabes, after which debo nash and didi proceeded to dole out copious amounts of bananana-smelling bananana boat tanning oil, before debo realised that she cannot go to town smelling like banana, and whined for a while, deeply in the usual voice. and OH MY GOD nash. NASH. can you dun go and put so much oil, dyou know you were glistening seductively. haha and sooky wanted to read a book on the beach -_- haha

so we realized we had nothing to do, cos my v lousy tampines town council day frisbee was completely useless. then some strange woman came to take photos of us, and the ah bengs in the water screamed "cheat money one tmd 40 dollars per photo cblp" and the woman tried to smile and ignore them. then just, shang, nina and izzy arrived and the woman tried to con them as well, using the "oh the pair of ppl who seem to be in a pair can take a photo twogether too" trick. heee hee. okay so she left then didi hazmi and me went to the v far seveneleven to buy a frisbee and a ball. and didi went to change into her boardshorts so can play in the water. haha but v stupidly she only brought ONE TOP. ONE top. ONE. hehe ohh and me and hazmi were debating over whether to take off shirt or not so can swim. hehe we DO have shame, contrary to popular imagination hehehe but anyways we all got into the water and didi got her ONE TOP wet. haha so we left it to dry on the hammock. the rest of the day we swim, build sandcastle (or sand-boob, which shang made [shang, is it a tribute to our classmates or classmate who wasnt there hmmm]) or mountain w tunnel and a wall to protect it and another wall to protect the wall protecting the mountian hmmm well haha the last time i checked someone kicked the mountain and the back part tumbled, making it brokeback mountain. OKAY NOT FUNNY hey but actually i think its quite funny wat. really. OH NEVERMIND. haha whee omg v fun :DDDDDDD then victor came along haha and jumped into the foamy spray with a very very very nice and expensive looking t shirt, and i wanted to kill him by hitting him with his vvvv nice red adicolour shoes and strangle him with his vvvvv nice leather (it smells of leather even, if it's really real i am gonna steal it and emigrate and sell it on ebay and live off the money for the rest of my life in vietnam) diesel bag OHH MY GOD WHY DO I NOT GO TO HONGKONG EVERY YEAR.

okay so we went to bathe like at 5 plus 6 to 7. hehe and aysuria your mortal fear of peacocks is shared by didi too! who really looked like a single mom leh. but hot one of course (happy now?) haha we saw two peahens walking around and i made cooing mating calls to them and they started walking towards the table and dione went "ohh no" in the airy dione way. haha at least she didnt scream aysuna. lol we tried to style nash's hair, and quite nice leh. nash, i will buy you some wax for your birthday, which is over, sadly. hmm. OKAY haha omy izzy! you are v funny leh hahaha cos after she bathe then got no towel so she stood outside to drip dry. hahah so cute oh i love our class. OKAY then we took the bus to hbfront mrt and ate at the interchange the kopitiam. haha wheee omg even though i got sunburnt and was vvvvvvvv tired it is still the funnest day i ever had this year hahahahahaa yayyyyyyyy ONE THREE A IS ROCKS HAHAHA okay bye bye

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