ah.another free period. this time it's lit... why are we missing so many english-ishy lessons? something fishy is going on. and next week we are going to miss history with mr kwok cos he has to go for a course, and HISTORIANS: EUROHIST IS DUE ON WENESDAY, THIS COMING WEDNESDAY, I.E. THE WEDNESDAY AFTER THE TUESDAY AFTER THE MONDAY AFTER THE SUNDAY AFTER THE SATURDAY AFTER TODAY. WHICH MEANS THE 22ND OF FEBRUARY, DAMIT. okay. so remember to hand in your essays on time.
omg. shu ting is becoming faith-like. let me prove it.
1. small. check.
2. cute. check.
3. look innocent. check.
4. on the outside. check. remember the time when shuting asked all the guys if we preferred boxers or briefs.
5. MURDEROUS. CHECK.
the story goes. during the free lit lesson, front row geoggers plus historians went for an early lunch at the scene of the crime, the canteen. everyone sat on a rickety table, possibly led by shuting, who intended for us to sit on that weapon of mass murder to go ahead with her murderous plan. debbo feels that something is amiss; the table is wooky and rickety, but everyone ignores her. shuting pretends to go buy a bowl of noodles, to give herself an alibi. hazmi makes some lame jokes, and bridget does not laugh. tay woo chiao enters the scene, and talks to rich. dion kopes rich's teh peng. and all the time shuting quietly eats her noodles, to keep a low profile. AND THEN SHE STRIKES. on the pretext of leaving for NTU, shuting springs her trap by lifting her foot off the other side of the murder device, causing the entire table with food on it to flip over towards rich, hazmi and just. however, her plan failed as she did not count on the extreme lightning-fast reactions of her victims, who managed to escape by mere milliseconds. according to victim hazmi hisyam, he saw his life "flash past before my (his) very eyes."
yet, the suspect managed to flee the scene on the wheels of Law. no she did not get a court sentence, but hopped into miss law's car towards NTU and escape.
SHUTING! YOU MURDEROR!!! AHAHAAH
omg that is so crappy. crap crap crappy, crappy crappy crappy.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY AM I STAYING BACK FOR P.E.... BLAH BLAH
reeeeeeeeech