rich's new blog

um hey people. doing some shameless advertising... i just resurrected my dead blog. go visit it at www.tuognah.blogspot.com . and um tuognah is hangout spelt backwards. eheheh.

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BRIDGET HERE

HELLO BABIES omg im so sorry i havent been blogging here TEEHEE anyway WOAH BIANG EH RICH i owe you ALOT ALOT OF SLAPS. -7 holes vomit blood-

oh yes HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHUTING :D:D

OH AND PLS VISIT THIS I TELL YOU YOU WILL DIE: http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2005/10/character_confu.php

Shu Ting: our side of the story

yea! yesterday was the day after promos.. and another group of us (Bobo, Didi, Faith, Yan, Man, Sooky, Victor and I) went to Bugis to boogie. We couldn't catch up with the group which went for breakfast at Orchard coz we had to help Bobo carry drums from the hall to the music room. Apparently there had been complains of some noisy drumming at night?!

:/


so anyway, we went to Bugis Junction for some wonderful breakfast in a pretty empty foodcourt and walked around. There was this whole stretch of SPCA booths at the main shopping area set up to raise funds for world animal day. Just as luck would have it, I was unlucky enough to be grabbed by one of the SPCA volunteers at..guess what...the face painting booth! Goodneess gracious me! Am I that small to be mistaken for a kiddo?! i was in RJC uniform mind u. but she was quite nice about it and painted a flower bracelet on my wrist. haha.

This is when things get EVEN better.

Yan, Man, Faith and Didi dared Sooky to get her FACE painted. (we were all in RJ full school Uniform). Well they agreed to pay her $2 each for the horrific 'stunt'. haha.. so she sportingly went for it and...WOAH...sooky became a tiger in a green skirt! (we have proof! go see Di's and bobo's phone-the process and the end result). She had a black nose too! (do tigers have black noses?) By then, it was about 11am and the shopping mall was getting crowded.. practically everyone stared at Sooky coz she looked kinda SCary?! And it was the first time Sooky clung to Victor and tried to hide behind him coz he was the biggest there.. :)

We pitied Sooky and brought her to the toilet. and you know what?! the paint refused to come off fully! her black nose had spread to the rest of the face and she looked like Eppie fresh from the coal hole. SO CUTE! haha but thanks to bobo and yan zhen, and with tons of soapy rubbing, she was as good as new in no time (well almost). :)

we caught Tim Burton's Corpse Bride..then headed to the new National Library. There was this art Exhibition and sooky was A REALLY GREAT ART GUIDE! we all learnt so much.. we should have a class art museum tour with sooky next time.. she knows so much! The national library's pretty impressive with auto escalators (the kind which only start when u step onto it), huge glass walls, drama centres, art exhibitions, high-rise courtyards overlooking the high-rise pool at inter-continental hotel and tons of books and places to read them. U can even borrow books using ur EZ-link card :) the library was rather crowded for a friday afternoon..

yupp yupp go ask didi or bobo to post their pictures of sooky the tiger online or something.. hilarious!

junsheng considers the intricacies and wonders of forming sounds with his vocal chords

oh no. this is bad. must be all the promo stress.
bad news, kids. our worst fears have been confirmed. it seems like the previous malfuctions displayed by our beloved diplomat and resident walking dictionary, junsheng foo (remember something about elves, pixies and where the above have their origin), were not mere temporary faults, but permanent, long-term, fundamental issues.

last monday, before the lit promo, our resident gossip-apprentice (queen is ms chang su-ya) reeeech was moping around with mr. foo, when the following conversation ensued.

"Oh man, when Othello says that (i would rather the general camp, pioneers and all had tasted ber sweet body so that i had nothing known), he's such an anus lah." says reech.

"A-nus. A-noose. an-us. anuuuus. anussss." says mr foo.

[reech: seven holes vomit blood (ref. Bridget Goh)]

"An-us! anuzzz." says mr foo.

when i thought that the worst had passed...

"Silas Marner: Men and Vimen ("women" in Russian/Scandinavian/Filipino)" says reech.

"Man and Women. Man and veee-men. Wo-MAN." says mr. foo.

[reech: AIGOO (ref. Bridget Goh)]

"Woo-Man."

when i thought that i just couldn't get any worse...

"Wah. I really dun like him" says mr. foo, who proceeds to stab his Othello violently with a yellow highlighter or zig marker.

"so nice and pretty!" says mr. foo, when refering to the above Moor.

"i think no la, or else you will be hot and flustered. Oh yay, this is a nice colour!" DON'T ASK. i repeat, DON'T ASK.

and, erm, if your name starts with "A", ends with "A" too, and has "YSURI" in the middle, and your surname starts the same way as "CHina", and rhymes with "lung", DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. CLIK THE ADDRESS BAR AND TYPE www.shoppingforshoes.blogspot.com, then press [enter] instead.

don't scroll down.

"Shit lah, i'm becoming a second aysuria" says mr. foo, with reference to the fact that he's become so randomly quotable (ref. quote: "Oh i am very quotable" -Chang, Aysuria)

OKAY that's enough crap for one day, even from me. yes bridget you can slap me tmr.

Seeya kids... and good luck for promos ah. few more papers to go only! kambate!

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p.s. ARRH MATHS FJKNEJEAJKEAJEJKEAHJKEHJK

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