junsheng considers the intricacies and wonders of forming sounds with his vocal chords

oh no. this is bad. must be all the promo stress.
bad news, kids. our worst fears have been confirmed. it seems like the previous malfuctions displayed by our beloved diplomat and resident walking dictionary, junsheng foo (remember something about elves, pixies and where the above have their origin), were not mere temporary faults, but permanent, long-term, fundamental issues.

last monday, before the lit promo, our resident gossip-apprentice (queen is ms chang su-ya) reeeech was moping around with mr. foo, when the following conversation ensued.

"Oh man, when Othello says that (i would rather the general camp, pioneers and all had tasted ber sweet body so that i had nothing known), he's such an anus lah." says reech.

"A-nus. A-noose. an-us. anuuuus. anussss." says mr foo.

[reech: seven holes vomit blood (ref. Bridget Goh)]

"An-us! anuzzz." says mr foo.

when i thought that the worst had passed...

"Silas Marner: Men and Vimen ("women" in Russian/Scandinavian/Filipino)" says reech.

"Man and Women. Man and veee-men. Wo-MAN." says mr. foo.

[reech: AIGOO (ref. Bridget Goh)]

"Woo-Man."

when i thought that i just couldn't get any worse...

"Wah. I really dun like him" says mr. foo, who proceeds to stab his Othello violently with a yellow highlighter or zig marker.

"so nice and pretty!" says mr. foo, when refering to the above Moor.

"i think no la, or else you will be hot and flustered. Oh yay, this is a nice colour!" DON'T ASK. i repeat, DON'T ASK.

and, erm, if your name starts with "A", ends with "A" too, and has "YSURI" in the middle, and your surname starts the same way as "CHina", and rhymes with "lung", DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. CLIK THE ADDRESS BAR AND TYPE www.shoppingforshoes.blogspot.com, then press [enter] instead.

don't scroll down.

"Shit lah, i'm becoming a second aysuria" says mr. foo, with reference to the fact that he's become so randomly quotable (ref. quote: "Oh i am very quotable" -Chang, Aysuria)

OKAY that's enough crap for one day, even from me. yes bridget you can slap me tmr.

Seeya kids... and good luck for promos ah. few more papers to go only! kambate!

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

p.s. ARRH MATHS FJKNEJEAJKEAJEJKEAHJKEHJK

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