rich says a vleedian "ah"!

ah! i am happy, cos someone just said i was cyuute. ah!
okay that was so shameless. and yes, rich is narcisisstic.
but still,

"AH!"

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

teachers' day

OKAY its official. 1A13A loves quotes! just look at the amount of quote-based posts we have! sigh, we're damn sad leh. but anyways, here are the quotes for our teachers' day presents for the teachers tea shirts.

Reeves: IN CONCLUSION
Rolly: 1-10 on the Rollason Scale of Great Teachers...∞
Kwok: Where Have all the Flowers Gone
Lui / Yeo: I trust that all of you have done your tutorial?
Law: ...liddat law
Eric: See larh you all distract me..
Rachel: Nice Shoes
Perry: Is my perfume too strong

okok VERY LAME but that's all we came up with during the meeting on Friday. Hmm.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

quotes! (again)

I deleted the previous post because it was BORING.

Anyway. It's a recent trend, posting quotes...so yes, more quotes. I'm afraid only the historians will get these since they're kwo.k-tes (haha, kwo.k-quotes, get it? oh dear, rich's lame jokes are rubbing off on me.)

"I'll give you a pearl of wisdom. No, a tear of wisdom; because you did me so much injustice." because as usual, no one actually prepared anything that made logical sense for the tutorial.

"I think you all must eat alot of fertilisers, because you have such fertile minds." uh, don't ask.

"It's shockingly public, I must wash my eyes with detergent." after seeing someone poking(read: groping) someone else in the ribs. (actually i agree with ed.mund dearest here, it was gross and yuck; in future get a room ok. seminar room 13 is free usually) i won't mention names, but if you ask nicely i'll announce it very softly to all those in the vincinity of 5 metres.

"I'm very friendly, but I'm a man of steel inside." reminds me of superman. k.wok in tights? wow, i bet he can rollerblade faster than a speeding bullet too.

hahahaha. i love k.wok. he so rocks.
ahhhh. guilt-attack.
nevermind, i promise to pay attention in future lessons, and not be so "hyperactive" (another kwok-quote, but I refuse to write it down here since it concerns me)

so doom now, dearies. my piano exam is tomorrow!
(and does anyone know a guy who is 179.85cm tall? v impt!)

oh doom! the class blog is dying. dying! DYING!

during PW today, we digressed(as usual) to something completely irrelevant/frivolous/borderlineridiculous.
manyan's email is pixiearz right? so I thought it was pixie-arz, and i asked her what that was supposed to mean. so apparently it's supposed to be pixie-ears, and not pixie-arz. blahblahblah, because manyan has distinctly pixie-like ears. ANYWAY. that is not the point.

the point is that junsheng said something very airheaded and therefore un-junsheng-like, which i think is worth repeating. to the whole world.

manyan: i have pixie-ears.
aysuria: oh, yeah, you do have pixie-ish ears.
js: what does a pixie look like? (or possibly where can you find pixies? my memory fails me - first sign of alzheimer's, i knew i should have ponned the harry potter module and crashes reeves' thing. oh but the chocolates!)

aysuria: they aren't real.
js: oh.... but what about elves?
-a short silence, while it slowly dawns on js that elves are also imaginary...-
js: ...oh, oh! (deeply embarrassed look)
aysuria: (chokes gasps dies of laughter)

harminder wanted to know what was so funny, but js was too embarrassed and wouldn't let me tell her. aiyah.
hmm, that doesn't sound quite so very funny.
ok, nevermind.
evidently i'm very bad at written enactments of funny moments.

racial harmony day

shu ting's pictures of the past

hip HAZ

the bickering pair

ting bobo didi

ting hazmi

nina and nav the giant!

nina from a warped perspective

ancient photo! didi with LONG hair

ms bobo lam

amanda and haz during elections

sorry ays!

whoops. sorry ays! just can't help tryin to poke fun at you. sorry. if you are aysuria, don't read the next two posts. if you are aysuria and you have read them, dun kill rich. kill, um, nash instead. people confuse them up, yeah. ahah.

PS: aysuria is a nice girl, and she has nice dangly earrings.

did that help? eeek!

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

umm... huh?

hey i think there's a problem with the links. when i clik on juyuan's blog i get sent to this breast enlargement thing. is it my com's adware shit or did ays do something? hm

Reeeeeeeeeeech

the empire (of china) strikes back

Wheeeeeeeeee...

So fun! Finally the chinese people get to have very much lot of fun while the non chinese taking people sit around being bored. usually its the other way round but NOT TODAY MUAHAHAHAH. OMGoodness... Mdm Ong our chinese teacher is soo officially my favourite (and i think faith and aysuria's) teacher in RJC. move over, all ye english speakers! haha.

Weel anyways Wang Laoshi decided impromptu-ly last Friday while we were at the computer labs browsing thru some sites about chinatown for our ke4 wen2 that she should bring us to chinatown itself so we could really learn about niu2 che1 shui3. we thought she was joking.. but being har crazy self she was damn serious. so we were packed into a cab (sans vleeda and vickie cos they had some mundane stuff on [muahaha]) and popped to chinatown with our fellow chinese takers from S01. woohoohoo.

It was really kinda surreal. like when we were at the hawker centre (which sells f-ing delicious stuff demmit). i mean like everywhere you see it's filled with tumbled baskets, wet floors, people in singlets and polo ralph (YES AYSURIA I KNOW THEY'RE CHEAP PIRATED COPYCAT POLO RALPH) polo-clad uncles wearing slippers and making black marks all over the floor. and like ten minutes ago we were in squeaky clean RJC. how big a change is that?? haha. but it was kinda funny. started taking pics of everything... whee. can show everyone someday larh. AND you should have seen aysuria at the hawker centre... she was like "eek so dirty how to sit" and i was like "well to sit you just place your posterior onto the stool". haha so ays you TAI TAI. hehe. so anyways my incredibly kan cheong chi teacher starts zooming off everywhere to grab munchies for her students. she plonked 50 whole bucks on the table and told us (TRANSLATION: wait one down the consumable objects arrive, use this 50 chunks come return money). she led the uncle who sold bah chor mee to our table and we thot she only bought that. then came the three plates of dumplings. fried dumplings, steamed dumplings and ngo hiang. mmm. then came the satay bee hoon. sumptious twangy bee hoon smothered in smooth creamy sweet and savoury satay sauce with chewy sotongs and crunchy peanuts. then came the famous zhu1 she3 zhou1 (pig's whatever porridge) omg... so creamy and delicious. and then came not one, but TWO whole claypots of claypot rice. sweet rice with fragrant chicken, chinese sausage, etc... argh. and the burnt rice stuck to the sides of the claypot (guo1 ba1) is so yum. yum yum yum. whee. AND BEST OF ALL IT WAS LIKE TOTALLY FREE COS OUR TR PAID FOR IT! omg. and the food was so yum. we were all so damn stuffed man.. cannot eat dinner. omg. did i mention the food was yum? and no, bridget you can't try to take chinese now. muahaha.

HAH gripe gripe velda is jealous now!

*velda hurls something at rich*

huh? what, did i say something wrong?

ANYWAYS after the yum lunch we went to the wet market. quite smelly and wet but it was really fun. saw all the live frogs and shan1 rei4 (snapping turtles) waiting to be slaughtered. too bad din see any killings tho... sigh. oh yeah and ays din like it. aw...

well after wet marketing we chionged to the yuan2 mao4 guan3. no, it's not the round hat tube, its the place where they recreated old chinatown in the form of an amazing three story shophouse exhibit. the wonders of the STB. and its a damn cool place larh!! omg. the whole damn thing was so realistic and interesting... eek. the recreated toilet was so darn cool man... and we wrote lots of cool stuff in the guestbook (ask ays or faith). man... soo darn cool. really can't describe it you gotta see it yourself. students entry costs only 4 bucks! that's like 1/7 of a dim sum dolly. whoo. AND YOU NOE WATS THE BEST PART? IT WAS COMPLETELY FREE! laoshi flashed her secret weapon, known as the credit card, and it was over in less than five seconds. muahaha.

whee i love laoshi!! ahah.

hehe. okay that was a whole lot of fun. now for some mundane stuff..

CLASS OUTING ON MONDAY? HOW HOW HOW??

and here are some Kwotes.

1. "i hope i have tickled all your organs." - hmm. HMM.

2. "BAD BOY, shang." - HMM.

3. "so shang you know. so you.' - refer to above

4. " i am living in a world of illusion." - cool

5. "i have to burst this bubble to get back to reality."

6. "michael lynch is another book which is thin." - REALLY.

7. "the great leap forward is not just great. it's also leap." - HUH?

and finally...

8."if you all do not prepare by the next lesson, i will rollerblade out of the classroom and back to the staff room. "
"i can rollerblade even though i am walking."

soo... that's all folks!

PS: WE LOVE LAOSHI! AND SINGAPORE! HAPPY 40TH BDAY!! WOOHOOHOO

yes rich is a good singapore boy. and he is damn proud of it.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!